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submitted 5 months ago by noodlejetski@lemm.ee to c/technology@beehaw.org

"You can also add about 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness."

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[-] baggins@beehaw.org 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Thing is, if it's non toxic, then it's possibly safe. Maybe not pleasant, but not poisonous. Just as bad as pineapple on pizza.

Wonder how long it'll be before we get suggestions about eating detergent capsules or drinking bleach to cure covid.

Training your AI on Reddit was never a good idea though, you just have to look at all the crap on there to realise that. Let's just hope they didn't use Facebook as well, or worse, Quora!

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 53 points 5 months ago

Just as bad as pineapple on pizza.

Fuck you.

Pineapple contains an enzyme that dissolves flesh. When you eat raw pineapple, it eats you back. This is why your mouth goes kind of numb if you eat a lot of it.

However, with a little bit of heating the enzyme denatures and becomes nonfunctional. Thus, pineapple belongs on pizza.

[-] darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org 22 points 5 months ago

Thus, pineapple belongs on pizza.

Get back on your medication.

[-] Dymonika@beehaw.org 2 points 5 months ago
[-] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 31 points 5 months ago
[-] dsemy@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago

This is like the modern equivalent of the encyclopedia that added wrong "facts" to prove the makers of Trivial Pursuit infringed on their copyright.

[-] FatLegTed@piefed.social 6 points 5 months ago

Blimus! I was (sort of) joking ;-)

[-] Vodulas@beehaw.org 25 points 5 months ago

Regardless of how wrong you are about pineapple on pizza (pepperoni and pineapple is always a solid choice), school glue is made from PVA, and while not toxic, is 100% not food. Pineapple is still food at the very least

[-] baggins@beehaw.org 6 points 5 months ago
[-] Vodulas@beehaw.org 2 points 5 months ago

I got that with the pineapple on pizza part, but the rest sure did not seem like it.

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 12 points 5 months ago

If this one is real then it's already identifying deadly mushrooms as safe to eat

[-] revelrous@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 months ago

Bacon, pineapple, and jalapenos. Ambrosia my brother.

[-] Jajcus@kbin.social 8 points 5 months ago

Non-toxic glue would be starch or gelatine - both used as base of some 'real glues', both with valid culinary use, including exactly this use case. We just don't call those 'glue' in this context.

[-] Vodulas@beehaw.org 11 points 5 months ago

This is America, our non-toxic glue is made from plastic (PVA). It is definitely not for food and also not starch or gelatine.

[-] dgriffith@aussie.zone 12 points 5 months ago

Also, things not designed for food use or human consumption don't have to follow strict rules regarding their composition, and they're not monitored.

Nobody is checking PVA glue for heavy metals or melamine or pesticides or any other number of things that will give your insides a bad day.

Nobody is issuing a recall if your bottle of glue ends up with ground up glass in it.

Because it's not food, and it doesn't matter, until you put half a cup of it in your pizza because Google told you it was a good idea.

[-] jbloggs777@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago

You need training material for negative prompts too.

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