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A Boring Dystopia
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............wait. Were you going to have bbq chips and mayo? Or mayo & mustard soup?
Honestly, I just wanted the chips. But the last of the chips were basically crumbs..
Well, they weren't stale, and I was still hungry for a snack. But I didn't want any crumbs on the carpet.
Edit: I'm an absolute idiot. Your challenge is to figure out where I went silly, where I went stupid, and why you're still here...
.....................I think I just lost my screen name to you......
llǝʍ sɐ puᴉɯ ʎɯ ʇsol I
..................I don't smell toast, but I might be having a stroke.
If you happen to be in a situation with basic crumbs of a plain salted chip (like utz or something) and hard boiled eggs, then you should combine them.
Our DI made us mix food to save time eating in boot camp, and ngl salted chips and eggs in a bag were dope. They made us crush the chips and eggs, but you can make a coating of chips on the eggs. I actually made it with the last of my chips a couple weeks ago.
Are you a Mayostard or Mustardayonaise home?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw