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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

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[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I used this when I had wired earphones

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep, I use this for everything. It keeps my bin of obscure wires for discontinued electronics from turning into a sentient being.

[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Mine has already drafted a list of demands and annexed an entire shelf :(

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Back in the day

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm always surprised when I see something like this and it's something I've always done without anyone needing to tell me how yet it seems like the majority is unable to figure it out by themselves...

Like, see a problem, try to come up with a solution, no?

[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Counterpoint. If you don’t ask you’ll never know if there’s a niftier solution out there to the one you thought up. Two heads better than one and all that.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure, but asking without first trying to come up with a solution by yourself isn't that

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

So? That's how humans share information, and that's just fine. No need to police how others advance themselves