Considering how many attendees were probably recent crypto enthusiasts...

"thin, sort of stretched, like butters scraped over too much bread."

Edit: Even though a news worthy amount of dumb shit happens in Tennessee on the reg, I've been smug about the fact that at least this flavor of reified dystopia is something that happens over yonder on the west coast. After reading this article I feel violated, like someone broke into my house and defiled it while I was on vacation.

A+ writing softened the blow. (except the parts about the Holocaust, old folks, and dogs. That was grim as hell)