Maybe it's just because it's all actually real, but there's a mind-melting yet quiet horror to this article that I feel Lovecraft could only dream of imagining.

Like some sort of Ionesco's Rhinoceros mixed with a reverse Kafka's Metamorphosis, grotesquely stretched over Primo Levi's If This Is A Man.

That's probably too convoluted of a metaphor to mean much to anyone else, but, fuck, I don't have the energy or the will to unpack it further than that.

To think, when I first read the post title, that my initial reaction was "here we go, techtakes has finally gotten too edgy for me".

I need a cigarette and a scalding hot shower.