For context, we're playing an elder scrolls RPG in my tabletop group. We've been meeting the various leaders of cyrodiil. They were handing out cute quests like "hey, can you grab some authentic akaviri swords folded over a million times then dropped in a hole in the ground for me?" and "pls help, I think my goober son is getting into a mischief."

The count of skingrad just straight up officially sanctioned a murder in the streets of a vigilant of stendarr.