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[-] DudeDudenson 56 points 5 months ago

Wait until you try to do something that involves managing child processes

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

Can't the master kill all slaves and childs (processes)? It's in the manual!

[-] Epzillon@lemmy.ml 25 points 5 months ago
[-] hobbsc@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago

I sure hope this meme was edited or the op is satire. The dead internet has messed so many people up.

[-] Epzillon@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

I'm pretty sure it is satire. However, it would be hilarious if it was real.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

At work we don't have the right to use master/slave (maître /esclave) anymore because of history (this is mostly linked to deploying systems). On the upside our git master is now the shorter 'main'.

[-] Miaou@jlai.lu 8 points 5 months ago

Ugh this kind of BS virtue signaling is so pointless

[-] NuclearDolphin@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

It saves two keystrokes

[-] mynamesnotrick@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

I ran into that when I worked at a university...

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago

"kill parent or sacrifice children"

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