821

The master race condition (aussie.zone)

submitted 5 months ago by unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

85 comments fedilink hide all child comments

Stumbled upon this when looking for help on Reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/github/comments/1cwag3q/are_race_conditions_racist/?chainedposts=t3_n8qi6n

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

Can't the master kill all slaves and childs (processes)? It's in the manual!

[-] Epzillon@lemmy.ml 25 points 5 months ago

Relevant meme

[-] hobbsc@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago

I sure hope this meme was edited or the op is satire. The dead internet has messed so many people up.

[-] Epzillon@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

I'm pretty sure it is satire. However, it would be hilarious if it was real.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

At work we don't have the right to use master/slave (maître /esclave) anymore because of history (this is mostly linked to deploying systems). On the upside our git master is now the shorter 'main'.

[-] Miaou@jlai.lu 8 points 5 months ago

Ugh this kind of BS virtue signaling is so pointless

[-] NuclearDolphin@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

It saves two keystrokes

[-] mynamesnotrick@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

I ran into that when I worked at a university...

this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2024

821 points (98.9% liked)

Programmer Humor

32549 readers

480 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
No NSFW content.
Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

cat_programmer@lemmy.ml

AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml