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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They feel guilty because they keep intercepting the texts you’re sending… and they’re a bit slow, because you know. They have a few hundred ~~lonely losers~~ subjects…

And so she thought you were ghosting her.

Pro tip… get a vpn and route it through Darfur. Those NSA agents are much better staffed.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Nah. everyone has their own personal agent assigned to them.