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Anon tries to keep his hands busy
(sh.itjust.works)
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Well, he aced lesson one on how to get a job: don't masturbate during the interview (unless that's something you and the interviewer have agreed upon ahead of time for some reason)
You mean: be willing to work for minimum wage and actually capable of holding a conversation, even if awkward.
Yeah I was just waiting for that to happen, esp with the sweaty outfit, I was expecting a new kink unlock experience. Or on the job, or when locking up...