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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 195 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well, he aced lesson one on how to get a job: don't masturbate during the interview (unless that's something you and the interviewer have agreed upon ahead of time for some reason)

[–] Seraph@fedia.io 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You mean: be willing to work for minimum wage and actually capable of holding a conversation, even if awkward.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Yeah I was just waiting for that to happen, esp with the sweaty outfit, I was expecting a new kink unlock experience. Or on the job, or when locking up...