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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 195 points 5 months ago

Well, he aced lesson one on how to get a job: don't masturbate during the interview (unless that's something you and the interviewer have agreed upon ahead of time for some reason)

[-] Seraph@fedia.io 74 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You mean: be willing to work for minimum wage and actually capable of holding a conversation, even if awkward.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

Yeah I was just waiting for that to happen, esp with the sweaty outfit, I was expecting a new kink unlock experience. Or on the job, or when locking up...

[-] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 62 points 5 months ago
[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 96 points 5 months ago

Well yeah, it's a slice of life, not the Hero's Journey.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 63 points 5 months ago

This motherfucker when their wife tells them about their day: there was no beginning, middle, or end; the climax wasn't revealed in chronological order; the hero is clearly a Mary-Sue...

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

Its totally the heros journey, libertarian fanfic, long john silvers AU

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

Long John silvers gold?

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Could've made it more interesting though

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah could've added some fiction at the end like a cute girl walks in and they live happily ever after.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Idk about adding, I would've just changed what is already there to be more interesting

[-] Instigate@aussie.zone 35 points 5 months ago

One of the more believable greentexts I’ve read, and likely for this reason.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 months ago

yeah, stories dont walk, duh

[-] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There are jobs and there are jobs. But well, some are born as cashier, I guess. What do I know. Give it a few more years of doing the same boring repetition over and over, for little to no pay.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 13 points 5 months ago

It's a good starting point though. Sometimes you just need something to give yourself some momentum to get going with work

[-] anas@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

because what he was doing before is way better, right?

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

My biggest takeaway from this green text is go to Long John silver's to be greeted by a fapaholic and just look at his hands and look in his eyes and picture him being a fapaholic while he's handling your cash and he's got his hands all over that cash register and he hands you your paper bag full of greasy food.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I can't stop reading Fapaholics in the Trap-A-Holics voice.

Fap-A-Holics! Real. Fap. Shit.

This is a certified Goon classic Fap-A-Holics mixtape.

Damn son where'd you fap this?

Fap-A-Holics beeitch, you ain't know?

Bonus video of the OG recording lol.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 36 points 5 months ago

picking up applications

What year is it

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Wait there is that tattoo thing, 2002 it is.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 35 points 5 months ago

Hell yeah bro, get locked in for that corporate grind. Getting those positive vibes out, absolutely hammering those orders, and staying locked in.

[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

When you're young and need money, a dead-end job is better than no job. Fund your search for higher sights to set

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

When need money

think you can simplify that equation

[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Nah, trust fund babies exist, and old people may actually have worse outcomes from working a labor-intensive job just to pay bills

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

old people was my point, it's not limited to youth who need money, our society takes the elderly and jerks them around into the labor force.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

The tragic part of spending all one's time & energy in a dead end job, just to barely financially survive, it kinda drains you (physically, mentally, emotionally, morale, creatively, sucks out all your life force) and that's where the tragic dead end truly begins.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I understand that reference. But had to look up his name. Davis Clarke.

[-] arin@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

This sounds like it's written by someone that's not 18 currently. Posting on 4chan but not applying online? Biking for applications in person sounds like some old people thing back in the day.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

Well.. I'll never get the time back I wasted on reading this super boring and pointless story

this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2024
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