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It would be a living nightmare (lemmy.world)
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[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 25 points 6 months ago

Snorlax randomly diverts traffic by napping in the worst place possible.

[-] WayTooDank@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Fortunately people have alternatives to driving and walking, because predatory birds (and some insects) grow large enough to carry a human.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

How big is Pidgey?

[-] WayTooDank@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Bulbapedia says 1', 4 pounds.

[-] skulblaka@startrek.website 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Still technically puntable but you're going to have a hell of a sore ankle afterward.

Pidgeotto is 3 feet tall and 66 pounds, it could steal your kids if it wanted to.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

They're frequently used in protests!

[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 12 points 6 months ago

Imagine somebody unleashing a flock of Wailords in a protest

[-] skulblaka@startrek.website 6 points 6 months ago

Considering the relative size of a pokeball and a Wailord, a Wailord is a bomb. Just take your pokeball inside any building you don't want to exist anymore, and release the Wailord.

[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 months ago

In lore pokemon can supposedly scale their size which is part of how the ball works (forcing them to miniaturize), but I don't recall any show ever showing unlimited resizing

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 months ago

Just play the poké flute to wake it up. ♫♫♫

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 6 months ago

Sure, just wake it up. Its that easy.

[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 months ago

Then you have to battle the cranky thing

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 6 months ago

I named my Snorlax, Israel.

"I'm just going to take a nap here"

"Israel, this is arguably the WORST place you could settle down, you're surrounded by danger!"

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