[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 50 minutes ago

It can happen, but statistically adult man vs adult woman is not a fair fight.

I knew a guy at university; started going out with this smoking hot girl. She was a regional champ in jujitsu; it didn't last long, turns out she was a violent piece of shit. Beat him up twice, he left after the second one. She had major anger management issues.

But you turn that story around a little, similar situation, girl has same anger management issues, but without the training etc, she is unlikely to be a threat to any adult guy.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 14 hours ago

There are so many pessimistic comments.

To those who are saying, something along the lines of, aliens wouldn't come because they wouldn't recognise us as intelligent.

That is a really stupid augment, even if they were significantly more intelligent than us, we still standout from all other minds on this planet.

We literally study everything, just for the sake of knowledge.

A high intelligence civilisation that has the ability to reach us, would also have to a high level of curiosity to archive that ability.

To answer question posed. There are two ways to look at this:

  • if we assume that, at some point an alien civilisation will contact us, the next 10 years is as statistically likely as another ten year timeframe.
  • from a background rate, of the actual likelihood of being contacted at all. I have to say, it is exceptionally unlikely. The travel distances/times, and the time a civilisation exists for, all count against contact especially physical contact.
[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 points 17 hours ago

I had children to legitimise my dad jokes.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 46 points 1 day ago

Trump is an idiot. If he actually cared about US power, he wouldn't give Xi this opportunity.

It doesn't matter if it is bullshit or not, the fact that Xi can even make these comments, in a credible manner will hurt US trade relations and by extension, power.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago

I'm wondering what exactly people raising privacy concerns are worried about?

Even if I tell you my ASL, what can you do with that info?

I'm usually very privacy aware.

The big tech firms already have the information, it can also likely be brought on the dark web.

44/M/NZ BTW. Even if I tell you which small town I'm from, it doesn't get you to my doorstep.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 days ago

Wait, of someone at InfoWars does something oniony, do we get the quantum of onion and not onion?

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 days ago

Great news.

Neutron on track; nice!

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 5 points 3 days ago

Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn't really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 6 points 3 days ago

(thank|fuck)you, this is going to waste my whole weekend. A visual representation of etymology, that is awesome, I guess I am one of the 10,000 today

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 71 points 3 days ago

This is the best news I have heard lately.

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/28088684

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

🤣

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submitted 3 days ago by absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz to c/newzealand@lemmy.nz

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/32975689

Older article (2023), but sharing for those unawares.

The birds - which have been around since the prehistoric Pleistocene era - were officially declared extinct in 1898.

After their rediscovery in 1948, conservationists began collecting and incubating eggs from wild takahē, to prevent them from being eaten by predators

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 9 points 3 days ago

How to cover up leaving 10 minutes late!

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 11 points 4 days ago

I hope this is real.

What a great story. I especially liked that the cousin had joined a badminton club and was going out to enjoy opera.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz to c/memes@lemmy.ml

About 1000 internet years ago. I saw one of those "demotivation" posters and I want to find out again.

The text was something along the lines of

Don't wait to be corrupted, embrace the evil inside. Be the chaos you want to see in the world.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

I was having a conversation about characters from various childhood shows.

I always thought that Oscar the grouch didn't make any sense. Why would you live in a bin?

But it occurred to me that maybe the Grouch evolved to hunt like a trapdoor spider, they hunt mainly racoons but also cats and anything else that happens into their bin.

Initially forest dwelling, with the rise of human civilisation; they have become adapted to living in cities which afford many pre-made "burrows" (bins). The lure of easy food, brings their prey to them.

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submitted 1 month ago by absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I was reading a post about unique things you wouldn't want, such as a nasty medical condition named after you.

That got me thinking.

What is the most unique thing.

Being the tallest person doesn't count, because there is always a tallest person...

I thought maybe units of measure, there are not really that many units named after people. Newton, Pascal, ampere etc... Turns out there are quite a few.

Next thought was atomic elements, there are 19 named after 20 people. That is fairly unique 20 people out of the ~110 billion to have ever lived, have an element named after them.

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I wonder what option the greens will have from here.

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submitted 2 months ago by absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz to c/philosophy@lemmy.world

I was reading a comment thread recently.

One commenter stated that they are aware of the people who are "dumber" than them, and if they are not aware the person they are talking to is either similar in intelligence or smarter than they are.

So my question is, do you have this awareness?

Are you conscious of your relative standing in the intelligence hierarchy around you?

And a side point, can you tell a smart person is acting dumb to fit in with those around them?

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submitted 2 months ago by absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz to c/newzealand@lemmy.nz

What arsehole teachers.

I empathize with the mum, worrying about the government cutting the program.... They will be looking for any excuse

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submitted 2 months ago by absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz to c/newzealand@lemmy.nz

What the actual fuck!

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submitted 3 months ago by absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz to c/newzealand@lemmy.nz

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/21173586

Government’s push to fast-track projects in NZ stirs fears deep-sea mining off Taranaki, long opposed by the community, could go ahead

Archived version: https://archive.ph/ovTcB

SpinScore: https://spinscore.io/?url=&url=https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/aug/19/deep-sea-mining-new-zealand-south-taranaki-bight-ocean-seabed-patea-beach-ntwnfb

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submitted 3 months ago by absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz to c/dnd@lemmy.world

As the title says.

If you don't know the discworld books by Pratchett, Granny Weatherwax it the most formidable character. She is a witch, but doesn't generally use magic to solve problems; preferring to use persuasion and manipulation. In saying that her magic is extremely powerful.

Maybe a bard with huge wisdom, persuasion and intimidation.

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