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[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

Ovarian torsion.

Sorry, complain to the council.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

What if I don't have those either?

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 21 points 5 months ago

OCULAR TORSION

[-] Arkaelus@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

"Twist-o Eyeball-o!"

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 5 months ago

Then you will get your preferred choice added to your body so that they can be twisted.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Then a portion for torsion will be cast upon thee unless you choose a suitable replacement.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 5 months ago

Orifice Shuffle!

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