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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ovarian torsion.

Sorry, complain to the council.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What if I don't have those either?

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Arkaelus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

"Twist-o Eyeball-o!"

Then you will get your preferred choice added to your body so that they can be twisted.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Then a portion for torsion will be cast upon thee unless you choose a suitable replacement.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 1 year ago

Orifice Shuffle!