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[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What if I don't have them? 🤔

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ovarian torsion.

Sorry, complain to the council.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What if I don't have those either?

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Arkaelus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

"Twist-o Eyeball-o!"

Then you will get your preferred choice added to your body so that they can be twisted.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Then a portion for torsion will be cast upon thee unless you choose a suitable replacement.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 1 year ago

Orifice Shuffle!

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Testicles will be mailed to you in 5 to 10 business days

[–] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

What a twist!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Mend BUTT CRACK!!

[–] alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago
[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)