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wizards council ain’t shit rule
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
What if I don't have them? 🤔
Ovarian torsion.
Sorry, complain to the council.
What if I don't have those either?
OCULAR TORSION
"Twist-o Eyeball-o!"
Then you will get your preferred choice added to your body so that they can be twisted.
Then a portion for torsion will be cast upon thee unless you choose a suitable replacement.
Orifice Shuffle!
Testicles will be mailed to you in 5 to 10 business days
What a twist!
Mend BUTT CRACK!!
The TT!
Y O J I M B O
YO
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