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Not Safe For Work Rule
(discuss.tchncs.de)
Tumblr post by user ashenmind. Screenshot of google search: "standing desk erog", which got autocompleted to "standing desk erogenous zones". OP captions the screenshot "not where i was going with this".
Then why require them to be on the floor? One would assume possibly shoeless digits swinging in the air would beg a more exciting experience.