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[-] Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If we killed hitler we would have more competent nazi and possibly still third reich over here but no Poland and I am selfish I wanna exist ya know

Best person would be trump as it is recent enough to not suddenly cease to exist due to various butterfly effects, still pretty risky though. All of people that died by accidents between trump election and today would be from different, new set. You can calculate probability even based on average yearly accidents.

God I shudder to think what if u killed Julius Caesar. We would be like unrecognisable due to all branching out possibilities over the years. Real quantum parallel worlds shit

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

what if u killed Julius Caesar

Wonder what the month of July would be called?

[-] practisevoodoo@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Then what would September be?

[-] practisevoodoo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Let's make it easier, what are all the months in the new timeline where Julius Caesar was killed before becoming famous called?

[-] practisevoodoo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Well now we're getting really speculative. But probably what we have now but with something like undember or under and duoly or duoer in the 11 and 12 month positions.

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