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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

I love the scent of a female.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 18 points 5 months ago

As a humanoid male, i too love the scent of a homo sapien female.

[-] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

As a sentient homo sapien, I find myself inexorably drawn to the olfactory stimuli emitted by the female of our species, which invoke an unparalleled sensory euphoria within the neural pathways of my encephalon. 🧐

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Give yourself some credit! You were able to write that sentence and post it on the internet, so you're sapient, not merely sentient!

[-] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 months ago

And with one hand, too!

[-] sunzu@kbin.run 0 points 5 months ago

You dropped your fedora, redditor!

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I find there's nothing better than harvesting the scent of a female in a tank, with flower petals of course, and then scrapings it off thier skin. Someday I hope to use it in all five chords of a fragrance.

Perfume, story of a murderer

[-] AVengefulAxolotl@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Bro wat

What... why... when did you come up with that username. I regret interpreting it

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I love the scent of a female.

Senza una donna

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