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[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 122 points 5 months ago

Probably more effective to give to a food pantry to avoid the corporate profit cut, but the thought is very nice.

[-] IMongoose@lemmy.world 130 points 5 months ago

Many restaurants let people pay when they pick up or get the food delivered. So doing this costs the restaurant money, not OP. That's why he's spoofing his info too, if he paid they probably wouldn't care enough to ban the number.

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

Okay cool, I thought they were ordering online and pre paying.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago
[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 5 points 5 months ago

I am not quite sure what the joke is about, could you explain? Those helmets seem to be used for preventing injuries in case of health conditions like epilepsy, but I can't make a connection at all

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

They're saying OP is slow and the helmet is there to prevent them from hurting themselves in the future.

OP isn't paying for the order, they're ordering over the phone for local pickup, which means they'd pay when they arrive. And OP isn't going to the store for pickup...

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah, the last part I got, the first part looks like a bit of a stretch, but thanks I'll think about it

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 23 points 5 months ago

wdym? He orders but never shows up and pays

[-] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago

Three birds with one stone is pretty good. Feed poor worker, screw corpos, fuck over exwife.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

What is corporate profit cut?

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

The restaurant is making food and it cuts into their profit

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

But it has a happy employee and they work harder, making the restaurant more money.

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What is corporate profit cut?

I'm guessing it means they're calling franchise restaurants and not mom and pop shops.

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

I thought they'd be ordering online and paying in advance. But if not, sounds okay

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