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[-] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 69 points 4 months ago

~Things people don’t want to know~

Putting a layer of tissue between your butt and the toilet seat doesnt provide enough of a barrier against microorganisms over the time it takes to shit or piss to prevent transmission.

Keeping the air dry reduces both the length of time microorganisms can live outside your body and the length of time that vapor particles can harbor them.

The n95 (and other) rating(s) are over time in free, circulating, open air. Derate safe exposure time sharply for use inside or in spaces with stagnant or unmoving air.

[-] extremeboredom@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago

How about TWO layers of tissue? Checkmate, scientists.

Signed, the toilet seat nest-builders of the world.

[-] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 months ago

If you’re able to hold it long enough and you’re truly worried, folding a wet paper towel over a couple of times and using the hand soap to clean the seat and then folding it over again to get a “rinse” before you sit down is a better way to go about it.

“I’m worried about germs on the toilet seat”

“Well, they gave you paper towels, soap and running water, why not clean the motherfucker?”

“Nah, imma just put the thinnest material known to man in between my butt and the seat”

[-] 1hitsong@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 months ago

If you're going to take advice on what to use to protect your butt from a toilet seat, taking advice from bloodfart is the best option.

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