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[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago

If I have a heart attack, I'll be calling an uber first

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 64 points 4 months ago

True story. I have delivered to the ER no less than two people having a heart attack in an Uber while I worked driving Uber. Both of them literally said the same thing, that it was too expensive for an ambulance and it was much cheaper for an Uber. The second one we even pulled up next to an ambulance and the guy hollered out the window and the ambulance said we can't do anything. You just need to follow us to the hospital.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 44 points 4 months ago

That people normalize this is maddening.

[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

It's not normalized and it is madness

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 4 months ago

I said what I said.

[-] neo@lemy.lol 14 points 4 months ago

You're making that up, right?
This is from an 80s movie about a distopian future (like RoboCop or Total Recall), right!?

I mean, do you stop at red lights in that situation? You probably have to... Do you keep the speed limit and have some small talk with the guy fighting for his life, while you sit in traffic?

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

"How's that heart attack treatin' ya back there?"

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world -1 points 4 months ago

"Checkout my mixtape!" turns up volume

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