[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 11 hours ago
[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 15 points 13 hours ago

Call them back and tell them I want my youth back!

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago

Glad I could help. If I'm being honest it took me a sec which is why I commented

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Step 1 - have money

Step 2 - ??

Profit

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

Stamets for sure

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

Pretty sure that's what diapers are

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago

I'll hold the camera

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 18 points 5 days ago

They actually just move inside your walls for the most part. Waiting. Plotting. Breeding.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

No no you do you. I was kind of making a shitty joke that may or may not have been about very recent events here where I live...

Don't mind me, I'm kind of uptight last couple of days

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago

So why the asterisk here?

Is cursing banned on the Internet now?

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The Signal (2007) (www.youtube.com)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by KingJalopy@lemm.ee to c/fullmoviesonyoutube@lemm.ee

The Signal is a full mind bender of a movie. If you haven't seen it or heard of it, go in blind. It's not a pleasant movie but any means, but a fantastic independent psychological thriller. One of my favorites.

Movie synopsis

Movie synopsisMya (Anessa Ramsey) and Ben (Justin Welborn) are very much in love, but she cannot quite find the courage to leave her awful husband, Lewis (A.J. Bowen). However, when a mysterious transmission starts turning people, including Lewis, into murderous maniacs, the lovers must go on the run

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Dogma (720p) (1999) (www.youtube.com)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by KingJalopy@lemm.ee to c/fullmoviesonyoutube@lemm.ee

Two fallen angels who were ejected from paradise find themselves banned in Wisconsin. They are now headed for New Jersey where they find a loophole that can get them back into heaven. The only catch is that it will destroy humanity. A group bands together to stop them.

Because Harvey Weinstein's not only a creep but a total POS, there's no way to stream this movie on any streaming services and it's beyond Kevin Smith's control at this point. But it's definitely one of his funnier films though may not be everybody's cup of tea. But, if you like Kevin Smith, definitely watch this. Probably won't be up long but, who knows?

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Radioflash (www.youtube.com)

Teenage Reese has a love for virtual reality role playing and a knack for beating even the toughest survival games. But when a nuclear strike causes an electromagnetic pulse that cuts off all power, water, and communication to the entire western United States, Reese finds herself plunged into an all-too-real fight to survive. As pandemonium grips her city, Reese and her father set out on a desperate journey in search of safety - a perilous trek through a world gone mad where every encounter with a stranger could be your last. Propelled by the ingenuity and resilience of its young heroine, Radioflash is a harrowingly unpredictable apocalyptic thriller that speaks to our precarious present.

Cast: Brighton Sharbino, Dominic Monaghan, Will Patton

USA - 2019

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Storm of the Century (www.youtube.com)

Another Stephen King adaptation based on the book of the same name. If you 4 hours to kill it's a good time!

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The Tommyknockers (www.youtube.com)

Very cheesy movie from the Stephen King book but very thorough as far as adapting a 24 hour book into a movie. I believe it was a TV special when it came out. I've always loved this movie.

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Another sci-fi short for you. This one is by John Scalzi and it is a great one in my opinion. Pretty sure there is a YouTube video someone made for this so if that's your thing check it out. Hope you enjoy!

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The Egg by Andy Weir (galactanet.com)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by KingJalopy@lemm.ee to c/shortstories@literature.cafe

This is one most of you have probably read or watched the YouTube video for. But if you haven't, please enjoy! The YouTube video is excellent but the story is great either way.

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This is one of my favorites, it's an interactive reading experience sort of, but it works on mobile as well as desktop and it is really not what the title makes it sound like. It's quite an amazing read. Maybe a little too long for this place but thought I'd share! Let me know if you like it! There's a sequel as well!

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This is one of my favorite short stories. I'm sure most of you have read it. It's pretty popular. Glad I found this instance. I'll be posting a few things that I haven't seen here. Let me know if I overdo it lol.

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