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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago

Thanks for sharing the rest of the post. But I'm confused about who is speaking what during the last three lines after "even on our dates".

[-] ysjet@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

GF: "Did you always have a gun?"

Anon: "I always carry"

GF: "Even on our dates? Did you think I was gonna rob you or something?"

Anon: "Muggers don't wait until it's convienient for you to get robbed, you know?"

GF: "Oh that makes sense."

[-] Ravenson@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

GF, Anon, GF.

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Anon, then anon, then gf

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 4 months ago

Girl: even on our dates

2A bro: did you think I was gonna mug you? Why would I wait?

Girl: got it

That better?

Though it makes it even less believable. Most dads I know that might do that have daughters that would appreciate it lol

[-] 5wim@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 months ago

"Did you think I was gonna mug you?" came from the girl, not 2A bro

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Hm. Mayhaps.

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