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Anon meets his gf's parents
(sh.itjust.works)
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Girl: even on our dates
2A bro: did you think I was gonna mug you? Why would I wait?
Girl: got it
That better?
Though it makes it even less believable. Most dads I know that might do that have daughters that would appreciate it lol
"Did you think I was gonna mug you?" came from the girl, not 2A bro
Hm. Mayhaps.