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Belching (sopuli.xyz)

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[-] coffinwood@discuss.tchncs.de 180 points 4 months ago

Guy with a belly asks for girl with a small waist. The half-assed ugly shirt will do it.

Instant woman repellant.

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 88 points 4 months ago

I feel confident in assuming the guy who would wear this shirt seeking “girls” between the ages of 18 and 26 is himself no younger than 45.

[-] coffinwood@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 4 months ago

Ah I missed the age gap.

Would this guy qualify as an OUTER JOIN? (Sorry, SQL is not my native language)

[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 months ago

I sure wouldn't want him as an INNER JOIN

[-] CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

yesss I'm 42 so I can wear this shirt with pride!

[-] dankm@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

And married.

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