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Before you leave the house
(sh.itjust.works)
1. Be civil
No trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour
2. No politics
This is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world
3. No recent reposts
Check for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month
4. No bots
No bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins
5. No Spam/Ads
No advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.
Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
Do you have a history of leaving your balls at home?
I wish I could. Sometimes you just wish you didn't have them
That's why you need one of those detachable penises!
Searched replies and was not disappointed. ๐
Also: phone, earphones and mask these days.