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[โ€“] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

>England

>Won

What did I miss? I'm not a Br*t.

[โ€“] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

England is in the football (soccer) semifinals of the eu cup, with good chances to make it to the finals (and lose there)

Edit spelling Edit2 told ya

[โ€“] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

If I were this lady, I'd get my cat indoors before England start shooting penalties.

[โ€“] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 11 months ago

nope, not a chance

Lose.

We gonna lose in the Semi. We ainโ€™t getting to the final. We have been abysmal.

[โ€“] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why did you sensor the i in Brit?

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's a common joke to censor nationalities like they're slurs, like 'fr*nch'.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought that only applied when talking about the Fr*nch.

[โ€“] khannie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Depends where you're from ;)

[โ€“] thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If that is common, I've rarely seen this as a joke myself, then wouldn't it only make sense in a forum which isn't specifically about being British?

This community is specifically British, I thought, so I'm not sure it makes sense here.

Maybe I'm just over thinking it.

[โ€“] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Because br*ts fucking suck ass

[โ€“] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oi

We suck arse thank you very much

[โ€“] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You got a swearin' loicense, mate?

[โ€“] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

I'd show you it mate but you'd just coat it in high fructose corn syrup and eat the fackin thing