Don't live in a place called messingham unless you want it to get messy, eh lads?
this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2024
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Clearly they need a pressure washing service
>England
>Won
What did I miss? I'm not a Br*t.
England is in the football (soccer) semifinals of the eu cup, with good chances to make it to the finals (and lose there)
Edit spelling Edit2 told ya
If I were this lady, I'd get my cat indoors before England start shooting penalties.
nope, not a chance
Lose.
We gonna lose in the Semi. We ainโt getting to the final. We have been abysmal.
Why did you sensor the i in Brit?
It's a common joke to censor nationalities like they're slurs, like 'fr*nch'.
I thought that only applied when talking about the Fr*nch.
Depends where you're from ;)
If that is common, I've rarely seen this as a joke myself, then wouldn't it only make sense in a forum which isn't specifically about being British?
This community is specifically British, I thought, so I'm not sure it makes sense here.
Maybe I'm just over thinking it.
Because br*ts fucking suck ass
Oi
We suck arse thank you very much
You got a swearin' loicense, mate?
I'd show you it mate but you'd just coat it in high fructose corn syrup and eat the fackin thing
Brilliant.
If Claire's cat was more like a football it would already be coming home.
I get it. Noise annoys me. Noise that doesn't serve a useful purpose pisses me off.
I had little interest in fireworks as a spectacle, even as a young kid. I can't imagine them being interesting to kids today, let alone adults. They've just become a way to make noise for the whole neighbourhood to hear, like cowboys shooting their guns into the air.
Someone popped off fireworks last night and myself and at least 3 other neighbors came outside to watch. They're pretty.
kids love fireworks you don't have the only opinions on earth
They're not interesting to you, hence they can't be interesting to anybody else? Wow.
There's lots of reasons to argue for a ban on fireworks, but 'because I don't like them' is just so self centred.
No, merica won