this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2024
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[โ€“] 9point6@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't live in a place called messingham unless you want it to get messy, eh lads?

[โ€“] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Clearly they need a pressure washing service

[โ€“] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

>England

>Won

What did I miss? I'm not a Br*t.

[โ€“] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

England is in the football (soccer) semifinals of the eu cup, with good chances to make it to the finals (and lose there)

Edit spelling Edit2 told ya

[โ€“] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

If I were this lady, I'd get my cat indoors before England start shooting penalties.

[โ€“] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

nope, not a chance

Lose.

We gonna lose in the Semi. We ainโ€™t getting to the final. We have been abysmal.

[โ€“] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why did you sensor the i in Brit?

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's a common joke to censor nationalities like they're slurs, like 'fr*nch'.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought that only applied when talking about the Fr*nch.

[โ€“] khannie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Depends where you're from ;)

[โ€“] thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If that is common, I've rarely seen this as a joke myself, then wouldn't it only make sense in a forum which isn't specifically about being British?

This community is specifically British, I thought, so I'm not sure it makes sense here.

Maybe I'm just over thinking it.

[โ€“] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Because br*ts fucking suck ass

[โ€“] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oi

We suck arse thank you very much

[โ€“] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You got a swearin' loicense, mate?

[โ€“] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I'd show you it mate but you'd just coat it in high fructose corn syrup and eat the fackin thing

[โ€“] TWeaK@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

If Claire's cat was more like a football it would already be coming home.

[โ€“] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I get it. Noise annoys me. Noise that doesn't serve a useful purpose pisses me off.

I had little interest in fireworks as a spectacle, even as a young kid. I can't imagine them being interesting to kids today, let alone adults. They've just become a way to make noise for the whole neighbourhood to hear, like cowboys shooting their guns into the air.

[โ€“] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Someone popped off fireworks last night and myself and at least 3 other neighbors came outside to watch. They're pretty.

[โ€“] phuntis@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

kids love fireworks you don't have the only opinions on earth

They're not interesting to you, hence they can't be interesting to anybody else? Wow.

There's lots of reasons to argue for a ban on fireworks, but 'because I don't like them' is just so self centred.

[โ€“] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

No, merica won