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submitted 5 months ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/australia@aussie.zone

[post by randomvis]

I'm going to cop flak for this— but I don't care.

I don't even care if I ruin this pub favourite. The truth is more important.

This has gnawed away at me ever since I sat eating a chicken parmi and realized my son's kid's meal, nuggets + chips + salad and sauce is just a miniaturized concept. Rather, the parmi is just the 'adultified' version of the nuggets. You can @ me if you want to argue about the nuances about additional mozzarella, the difference between the sauces or even the number of nuggets versus the size of parmi, but I won't respond. You and I both know now you are eating a kids meal and you need to grow up.

One thing remains constant, crumbed chicken, sauce, chips and salad.

You can't run from it, you are eating a kids meal dressed in an adult's name.

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[-] ChoppersMo@aussie.zone 4 points 5 months ago

chicken schnitzel is a chicken nugget for adults? Sure. I'll let that truth stand.

But a chicken parmi? As in, a schnitzel covered in tomato pasta sauce, a slice of ham (or similar) and drowned in melted cheese? I dunno.

I think we're going to have to draw the line at cheese making it an adult meal.

But here's the most important part: no-one needs to grow up. You need to harden up, not grow up.

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