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Ha! not if I'm vegan!
Enjoy your piece of wood!
That wood was alive too you cruel bastard.
Enjoy your work and bills!
lovely board of wood.
Enjoy your bowel cancer and early death!
Adulthood isn’t always being a dick and cheese.
Nice bread, some houmous and balsamic to dip it in (separately, of course), marinated olives and artichoke hearts, grilled courgette and tomatoes
And some nice salted balls I mean balls I mean balls I mean nuts
You have a good sense of houmous.
I broke my arm in grade school and it has a kink in it now, everyone tells me it’s humerus
They should tell you it’s kinky.
That would be humorous.
Don't forget the weird cheese made from rice which, while it tastes a little funny, reminds you of the hearth around which your forefathers sat.
I've never seen anyone spell hummus like that lol! Apparently that's how they spell it in the UK?
I am in the UK so that would make sense. Going solely off of wikipedia's page on the romanisation of Arabic, I'd hazard a guess that the UK spelling came via French
I never realised that it's not from latin, but apparently the words hummus and humus have nothing to do with each other.
How do you marinate an olive?
garlic, capers, olive oil, a squeeze of lemon, basil, oregano, some giardiniera, pepperocini and a couple pickled onions.
i recommend mostly "black" olives with a few green ones for the salt and a bit more color.
Green ones with garlic and lemon juice are top notch though
do you have a muffaletta recipe?
I do not, unfortunately. I had actually never heard of that sandwich before but it looks really good. I am vegetarian, though, so it'll have to stay just looking good for me
Could I interest you in bruschetta, and hummus and veggies instead?
God damn do I love a good bruschetta
How do you know someone is a vegan?
They will tell you.
the one joke
How can you tell someone is a brainless gout ridden carnist? They retell the same tired old joke over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
You seem pretty upset, you're not yourself when you're hangry. Need a sandwich?
So carnist is a thing now?
I would assume only for vegans who are committed to being elitist about it.
Not shitting on other's people's life choices is cool.
Even if they are being kind of a dick about it.