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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

I vote by mail because it means I can rub my balls on my ballot to fully express my contempt for this ludicrous system

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

The poll workers are volunteers who are saving your lazy ass from authoritarians. Why would you do that to them?

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I should probably be rubbing my balls on the Constitution

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

You really want all that SCROTUS leftovers on there?

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Better my SCROTUS than the current SCOTUS

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Right, but they already did it, and you'd be doing it after them.

[-] Xanis@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I wouldn't do that or one of Nicholas Cage's 90 alter egos, who all somehow are also the same person, will locate your ass and leave it trapped, shot, beaten, burned, kidnapped, ran over, uppercut, framed, mugged, and ultimately left with a terrible haircut, but like 1 out of 10 times.

this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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