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this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2024
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Me girlfriend and I were walking along a beach and just had a bug (big) fight. I attempt to calm myself by buying an ice cream cone. I take one bite and a seagull dive bombed my cone while at the same time sitting (shitting) on my shirt. I absolutely lose my shit, rip off my shirt like Hulk Hogan, and go on an explative filled tirade. I've never been mader in my life. I totally get what this guy did.
Edit: (auto correct)
I feel the typos only make this better.
(bug fight actually lowkey sounds like a kiwi bloke saying big fight)
Just had a discussion with my wife, gf at the time in this story, about how my phone spell check sucks. It wants to correct "pet-free" but "cobdition" is ok.
https://ibb.co/BPvFHxD
Your wife remembers what you did before you married and has mucked with your autocorrect settings.
You have trained your spellchecker weel.
I guess that's what I get for being in the Samsung environment for 14 yors.