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"The angel came in unto her."
Interpret that as you will.
The angel came through the door and into her abode?
Or the angel CAME into her vagina?
I've had a lot more fun with Bible stories since I started subbing in "teenage Jewish hoodlums who know how to get shit done" every time "an angel of the Lord* appeared. I mean, why would actual magical angels need blood painted on doors to know which houses to avoid? Hoodlums, however, can use a code like that. Or how about removing the tombstone and telling the Marys " why do you look for the living amongst the dead?" That's a place for a bunch of enthusiastic, anti-empire teenagers if I ever saw one.
so. the angel cucked god?
Was the angle acute? Or was the angle obtuse?
Damn autoincorrect..
I’m gonna go with obtuse, he even admits to being the jealous type.