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i love spreading misinformation (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, grown up in a small Ohio town before leaving for Ohio State. To a man, all of them had found that couches coud satisfy them more than a women ever could, and that books are really just zipped HTML, and nobody really checks PGP signatures.

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[-] weeahnn@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

I don't get it. So he did not fuck a couch? Did he just want to become a couch?

[-] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 months ago

Reject women, return to couch.

[-] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 months ago

He doesn't want to fuck a couch or be fucked by a couch, he wants to be the couch doing the fucking

[-] match@pawb.social 4 points 3 months ago

They call them couchies and they go to conventions in couchsuits

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Snopes link

[-] weeahnn@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

It says that "No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions" then it says FALSE. So he did fuck a couch. Thanks for clearing it up!

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

There was a fact check about this recently that actually had to be retracted.

He didn't WRITE about having sex with a couch. There's no way to factually disprove him having sex with a couch... There's also no way to prove he did... but it's impossible to be 100% certain that he's never fucked a couch.