Calculate a fucking tip
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Figure out when a kettle of piratoes is ready. I can cook a lot of stuff, but when boiling potatoes I always need my GF to check if they're ready.
Edit: potatoes. No fucking idea what happened with my spelling
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At times, I still miscount.
Brushing my teeth too close after eating. If I do it, I will throw up.
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Order a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks while wearing ugg boots
Initiate conversation with no pretext
Don't you all count your knuckles for that?
Auditory processing. Say a vaguely complex paragraph to me and I won't get anything out of it. It is just one of those things I have to explain to people and ask them to request things in writing. Writing is the polar opposite, I can have details stick with me for decades.
I should think for a few seconds before talking about right or left directions. I sometimes make mistake when I say it without hesitation!
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Anything physical. Running is out of the question, I would collapse the moment I tried. I can actually climb decently, but due to susceptibility of failing, I don't. Can't swim, even if I can make it look like I can for a moment. I'm not a flying monkey so I can't fly. And the only dance I can do is the fortnite dance.
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