That's honestly he most disturbing picture of Jesus I've ever seen. Visceral disgust kinda reaction.
Like a poor, scrawny carpenter was some ripped American meatball. Fuck me, I'm an atheist and this is gross.
In what world are carpenters scrawny.
In worlds where they can barely survive doing carpentry.
Man literally had a dupe glitch for bread and fish.
so he didn't need muscles to do anything
He pursues gains for the sake of gains. Your heresy against Swole Jesus is understandable, but misguided.
Nazi Jesus flipping greasy burgers at fat redneck barbecue.
That would be Supply-side Jesus.
That is white christian bigot jesus. This whole post is nothing but a troll.
He probably was jacked. Being a carpenter back then meant going into a forest, cutting down a tree, and hauling it out of there.
Except he wasn’t a “carpenter” in the sense that we think of it. He wasn’t a woodworker building tall tables and chairs. The translation would be more accurate as “builder” or “construction worker”. Would still be in good shape, but nothing out of the ordinary.
You know construction workers are jacked compared to desk workers right? Like if you take a random construction worker and a random office worker, neither of which lift, the construction worker is going to tend towards both more mass overall (as it helps prevent injuries) and more muscle mass (because working out as your work tends to do a lot for your body)
They're either built like trucks or real wiry. Though the wiry guys tend to do more climbing which might explain the difference.
That's because he's wearing an American flag and as a nation founded under God like it says in the pledge of allegiance and on our money, and you godless atheists are sickened by the true meaning of our nation. /s
Biden rigged the DOJ to garner sympathy and also to punish his son for doing too much marihuana
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
He should resign as President now
I am so ashamed of myself for voting for hunter biden for president 😞
This shows Jesus creating cheeseburgers which arent kosher.
Beyond burgers
The idea of republican Jesus cooking up some beyond burgers is very funny
Jesus is a CHRISTIAN.
It's in the name CHRIST!
I now understand the feeling of cultural appropriation. I'm atheist but I grew up catholic and that depiction of jesus is culturally inappropriate
no less appropriate than the pasty italian twink usually depicted, to be fair
yeah, he'd be wearing the popes flag otherwise it'd be historically innacurate
The man bought a gun and owned it for like 9 days many years ago around the same time he was filming himself on drugs. Every gun owner in a state that buy legal cannabis in any fashion would be guilty of the same thing. It's just a bad law because you can be an alcoholic (which is a drug, hence a drug addict, hence requiring those to lie on the form) with as many guns as you want.
Actually question "21. f" on ATF form 4473 is:
Are you an unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana or any depressant, stimulant, narcotic drug, or any other controlled substance?
Warning: The use or possession of marijuana remains unlawful under Federal law regardless of whether it has been legalized or decriminalized
for medicinal or recreational purposes in the state where you reside.
So "yes, and alcoholics too, technically. Alcohol is a depressant."
Thing is unless you've got prior convictions or get caught with both the gun and a substance, or try to buy the gun while obviously fucked up on something, it's kinda hard to catch.
I suppose if you film yourself on drugs and then forget to go "no that wasn't real drugs, it's fake" like how they filmed Nice Dreams and didn't get arrested for the weed, and then people put a political target on your back, then yeah that might get you caught too.
Also it's a dumb rule and should be stricken from the form. Especially weed FFS, which also should be legal.
Jesus was a true American!
No but his supply-side clone is
Wait. Are the Trump folks sharing those memes because they’re so stupid they’re funny?
I guess I’ve always found Trump so offputting and taken white nationalist christian fascism so seriously that I never considered those to be shitposts.
No, they legit believe them - or want others to in the case of Russian trolls
Who is that
Jesus
Wud up.
Username checks out.
While you're here, can I as you a favor? Talk to your people. Those fuckers have been up to some bullshit.
They ain't his people. Christians demonstrate their faith by putting Christ's teachings into action. These people do the opposite.
He said "Hey Zeus!"
Thank u very hepful
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