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Private Equity Firm Announces 2030 Goal Of Making Everything A Little Grayer, A Little Less Full Of Joy (www.theonion.com)
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[–] LZamperini@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everyone has their copy of The Giver ready to read today?

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

They're ahead of schedule

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago

They gave up and just started reporting the actual news.