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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 33 points 5 months ago

5 minutes is a really long piss

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago

Be sure to stay hydrated if your pissing takes that long

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

"Almost," but I like your take better. Just cackle-pissing like a loose hose in water for 5 minutes.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 5 months ago

Does that mean they only pissed themselves for the lesser part of 5 minutes?

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Well, the best part of 5 minutes is that first 30 seconds; the rest is kinda boring. So maybe they pissed themselves for 30 seconds.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 9 points 5 months ago

Do you have any other cardses?

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Has anyone had issues with cards not processing the first time? It seems to happen to me very often. I have been wondering if my card is broken or dieing.

[-] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Are you trying without contact first and then inserting?

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

It always fails on reading the chip. Never had an issue with tap to pay, I prefer tap to pay but not all vendors support tap to pay.

[-] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Oh because i use tap to pay everywhere (didnt know how it was called in english thanks) but sometimes it requires a pin code check once in a while. But if you live in the us the carding system is different afaik

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I had a problem with cards getting demagnetised, for a long time. IDK if i just have different stuff in my wallet now or what, but it happened to me for years and then stopped happening, years ago.

Cashiers would always try rubbing it with a plastic bag, which frequently worked, which makes me think something something static electricity something magnets??

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

This has been with transaction using the chip reader. I have two cards and both have had issues. I did change the way I am storing my cards by attaching them to the back of my phone case. I am wondering if some how that is causing issue. Maybe I should turn off my phone's NFC reader for a little bit. See if somehow that is causing problems.

[-] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Push down gently on the exposed bit of card next time. It presses the chip up into more solid contact. Usually the culprit is a slight bend in the card from the wallet.

[-] Muscar@discuss.online 0 points 5 months ago

Let's add this random comment to show people that it's funny because the post itself couldn't just stand on its own right? Stop sharing shit like this.

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