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Stick your dick in it (files.catbox.moe)
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[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 39 points 2 months ago

is there any evidence that sticking your dick in bread doesn't let you know if it's done?

teach the controversy

[-] kshade@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

If only Mythbusters was still on air...

[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

We have something better! Failed mythbuster, Allen Pan, is still very active on YouTube. He would absolutely test this myth if we bullied him enough!

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago
[-] JimSamtanko@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Entirely untrue. Not only is this not a good way to tell if bread is done because it would be very bad for your dick, AND the bread… but not once does this come up as a result when searching.

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+tell+if+a+loaf+of+bread+is+done&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

It's one thing to censor the word dick, but this find and replace they've done is just cruel towards men with tiny and very thin penises!

[-] JimSamtanko@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago
[-] swayevenly@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago
[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago
[-] swayevenly@lemm.ee -2 points 2 months ago
[-] Buildout@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That's the screenshot from the original post..?

[-] IHateReddit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It may show up for other people since search results depend on a lot of factors

[-] awesome_lowlander@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

In case you're unaware, people do not get the same results from searching. Just because you're not seeing something doesn't mean the same applies to billions of other people.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Masterful polluting of the data. This is the digital version of shitting in the water source that PepsiCo taps for its spring water (not to be confused with the normal water that it loots from municipal sources).

[-] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

What if I don't have a dick? Do I need to get someone with a dick to test the bread? Can I use a dildo? My fingers?

[-] Interstellar_1@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago

There are other methods, but a dick works the best.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

just ask a friend who has a penis

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

You put a meat thermometer into the bread for thirty seconds then insert it into the vagina.

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago
[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

So the metaphor here is lewd the AI, got it

[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I mean it works, if you're strong enough to penetrate the crust that is. Only works for real alpha males.

[-] thefrankring@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That's also an opportunity to get free butter for your bread.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

well at least its not a pie

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