I once had a roommate who was the messiest person alive. I was tired of cleaning up all his crap so I just piled it all in front of his door. When I came home, he had just parted it like the Red Sea and it sat there for weeks.

Aww, look. It wants to snuggle.

Oh no! That could be a start of something.

That bed is way too neat

I will sleep beneath it uwu ( ꈍᴗꈍ)