Depends on restaurant

This took at least two beavers.

I mean it is literally below freezing so even if you're the tough kid wearing shorts in the winter the above depiction is not inaccurate.

Was it a nice ass at least?

Sounds like a Management Skill issue

As a tall person, they would never make this in my size

Weird way to spell blahaj

Armor Class,

It is very hard to hit

10 minutes? That's it. That's easily a 3 hour time sink.

Meanwhile my ADHD ass is like: "I really liked her we should go out again... Next season".

What a weird a comment.

I'm indifferent to your suicidal tendencies.

Dude you have to exercise and stretch. I actually went to a "movement specialist" personal trainer for a couple of sessions and that helped a lot. My near constant back pain is non-existent now.