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house always wins
(lemmy.world)
Bet that thing has a bidet!
Is the toilet seat his macaque?
I guess it would depend on how badly I need to use the bathroom... If it's becoming an emergency situation then I'll go pretty much anywhere.
Most people get way less picky once they're legitimately afraid they'll shit their pants
Afraid? I live to shit my pants
It's gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material
I'm gonna need this template :o