When daddy is the chef de cuisine and some random shit in your fridge is expired but smells ok.
Learn to cook dude. It's worth it
Some days be like this.
You got a bunch of half ingredients, and you're too tired to go to the store to flesh out their dinner plate.
I def fed my kids a dinner of hot dogs, slices of bologna, bread ends, leftover macaroni and like 9 grapes.
You might not see it, but there's a little celery salt sprinkled on the hot dogs. Elevated!
I'm sorry dude. Bad mood yesterday and I don't have kids but I definitely understand a lazy meal.
like daddit for the fediverse but we all eat pizza with ranch and say "ope" a lot. all dads and non-dads are welcome. ranch on pizza is recommended but not required. ope is mandatory.