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shots fired (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[-] DrinkMonkey@lemmy.ca 126 points 1 year ago

This works both for bullets and measles

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Omigod. It really does.

[-] victron@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago

See? The real joke is in the comments.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

Why exactly are Americans not vaccinating their kids?

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago

Because it’s now become a political identity to not vaccinate your kids. The conservative movement decided this during COVID.

[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

No, those idiots decided that before COVID, because according to their independent research (conducted by watching youtube videos of fake doctors) vaccines can cause autism.

Oh the joys of government school defunding.

[-] Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago

Decided is a strong word, more like ramped up cyclones of misinformation and continued to double-down, but you're not wrong.

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[-] alcamtar@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago

The holes are an evolutionary adaptation that allows bullets to pass through harmlessly.

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Life finds a way.

[-] dartos@reddthat.com 45 points 1 year ago

I’m dead 💀

[-] comedy@kbin.social 66 points 1 year ago

So are the school kids

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Stop, you are killing me!

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

Where have "when you see it" memes gone?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Where have all the cowboys gone?

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Same place as the flowers.

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

When will they ever know?

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Shot. Didn't you look at the meme? Duh!

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[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Was there another school shooting or something?

[-] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

An average of like 10-15 children die every day in US due to being shot. Sure there are more that survive but look like SpongeBob here.

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thats a pretty solid dark joke. Itd also be more realistic and darker if spongebob was black.

Bazinga

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[-] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Sanctimonious Americans really are holier than thou.

[-] revlayle@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

*holeyer

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Ironically, Spongerobert would be more resilient to school shootings since sea sponges can reconstitute themselves even after massive damage, such as being forced through a fine mesh screen.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Cartoon characters are also pretty durable.

[-] steve@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Yikes!

[-] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know what you did last summer Steve

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[-] casmael@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

God dammit

[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Where oh where is GoodGuyWithGunMan to save us when we need him?

Last I heard, he was shooting at that escaped Pennsylvania inmate - but missed, while the inmate got away with another one of his guns. GoodGuyWithGunMan’s only weakness - more guns.