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The value only exists on paper. He halved it, he can double it. Happens all the time.

Apple probably figured away to make more money this way

Even worse, to unleash an untrained surgeon out to the world in exchange for sex.

The holes are an evolutionary adaptation that allows bullets to pass through harmlessly.

Can a 4-yr old legally consent to the copyright assignment?

Facebook: you guys hide it?

We who care are a tiny minority.

My wife was all "ok."

For my part, Netflix is way less objectionable than Disney. Not that my family doesn't subscribe to that too. 🙄

Weed control is a fairly new thing but not an environmentally friendly thing. Maybe Japan doesn't like spraying pesticide all around.

Your picture is actually of active, well-used railroad tracks. Old unused tracks are rusty and weed-grown. If the rails are shiny it means that trains pass regularly and knock the rust off. If there's no weeds it's because the railroad actively sends out crews to maintain the tracks.

So we are commanding you not to protest police, also we don't have enough police to enforce our command.

We know you're upset with the police but don't come into our police-free zone. Pretty please.

Longer I think about this the funnier it gets.

Oh yeah I had to work with a guy who just couldn't stop running off his mouth about Trump and how evil Republicans were. Everyone else was pretty nice to work with but that guy was just cringy all the time.