[-] comedy@kbin.social 66 points 1 year ago

So are the school kids

[-] comedy@kbin.social 38 points 1 year ago

Remember the look on his face when he won? He was horrified! Same when he first met with Obama and they had a joint press conference. His body language was like, "oh fuck, what am I even doing here."

I think regret is hard for him though, because to regret something means you have to feel, in some way, you could have done something better or differently. You have to take ownership of bad feelings and in your part of bad outcomes. I just don't think his brain will let that happen. Everything bad is always someone else's fault.

But yeah...maybe in some dark, cobweb encrusted corner of his mind, he wishes he was just a NY scam artist and fake "tycoon." It served him well enough, as you noted.

[-] comedy@kbin.social 44 points 1 year ago

I practice quiet shitting while at work. I don't let anyone know I'm leaving the office, and I head down the elevator to the downstairs bathroom. It's a nice break from work. I recommend it to anyone.

[-] comedy@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago

Good, well deserved

[-] comedy@kbin.social 38 points 1 year ago

I remember the install CD had the Weezer “Buddy Holly” video on it. It felt pretty fancy

[-] comedy@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

Don’t get me wrong - I’m absolutely happy that this game is doing well, that people love it, that it isn’t exploitative, etc. those are all great things.

But do we need a daily article essentially restating the same thing?

[-] comedy@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago

RIP, King. 👑

[-] comedy@kbin.social 91 points 1 year ago

They should. Send Abbott a bill for polluting their waterway too, while they're at it.

[-] comedy@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

Please tell me this is real

[-] comedy@kbin.social 39 points 1 year ago

Fuck Spez, haven't been back since Apollo died.

[-] comedy@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago

Shitizenship

[-] comedy@kbin.social 33 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, are we still doing this? Just use whatever phone you want, who gives a shit. People who care deeply about others' phone preference are weird. Signed, an iPhone user.

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