This is NOT what we need to post on 4th of July! Americans already barely survive this day!
Billy will be fine with only 3 fingers! As is the American way!
we ain't takin' him to the hospital, y'all, juss tape his wounds shut and he's good for 'nother beer.
Billy now has a promising career as a carny lined up.
It's 9 AM, I'm a 6 pack and bottle of paint thinner deep baby! This post won't encourage the real 'mericans on this day.
Evil Tom Scott
Now this is what Scotty should be doing.
Rev up your engines!
The government doesn't want you to know about this one simple trick
Robin Williams led a good life.
We're about to see how fast this old Toyota Celica can go.
I need a few sprays of ether every morning too
IF I ever go to Vegas, it will be required of me to try a little ether and maybe some LSD
Driving is DEFINITELY for Salvia. DO YOUR RESEARCH
Toot moots
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
