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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

Except he'll have his servants pack the bags and drive off in a chauffeured limousine.

[-] towerful@programming.dev 13 points 4 months ago

He's worked so hard and come so far, he can hopefully now treat himself to a sandwich and a sky subscription.

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

He's worked so hard and come so far

But in the end, does it even matter?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago

Can he afford both?

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

It's a special day, he can treat himself.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago

True, but what filling? Lettuce?

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

That would seem appropriate. To borrow an Americanism though, maybe it should be crow.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 4 months ago

Or shit.

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