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Naked inmate tried to jam sandwich into cellmate's mouth, then bit lieutenant, jailers say (katu.com)
submitted 2 months ago by jordanlund@lemmy.world to c/weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
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[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

With enough force, any sandwich can be a jam sandwich

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 15 points 2 months ago

Is it fucked up that my first thought when I read that this incident was caught on CCTV that I'd pay good money to watch it?

[-] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Its fuck up only if the jail mate wasn't consenting

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure she wasn't

[-] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

So its completely fuck up

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago

Think so, yea

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

Now, that's how you fucking party!

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Same vibes

[-] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

~~Scumbag news outlet posts a photo of the victim side by side with the accused perpetrator.~~

~~But fuck her, right? Local media has to make sure it's shaming and dehumanizing all inmates, all the time.~~

The website on mobile didn't show any captions by defaut, until you click on something. Still, fuck me for making assumptions, but God damn do those pictures look significantly different than one another.

[-] copernicurious@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 months ago

Both pictures are the accused. One from an earlier arrest and the other from the recent arrest. They don't even name the victim, let alone show a picture of her.

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