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[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago

Ok so I have my starting gear and two 500lb barrels of mayonnaise

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago

That's okay, you're a bard so that's just your instrument

[-] MantisTobogganMD@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

no patrick.

[-] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago

We don't have encumbrance until you make me give you encumbrance. That's how it works.

You get encumbrance quick lol

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

That's a great way to run it tbh

[-] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

It's worked out so far. I don't find counting lbs to make sure you're under a weight limit fun, but I also don't want people carrying around 5000lb of random shit. This has been my solution.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Sometimes that's how you get Old Man Henderson.

[-] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

I've not heard of Old Man Henderson before, so thanks for prompting me to read this lmao.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

I ritualistically begin every character sheet with an 10-foot ladder in my pack.

I always have to justify it about a million games later but it's my favorite ridiculous thing to carry.

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Just say it's gnomish and he made a teloscopic one.

Like so (26 ft)

[-] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

I mean, just claim its a rope ladder, only good for going down, or a good grapple throw to go up.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Why stop at 10? Surely a 20' a-frame would be more useful. :)

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The most memorable time was when I was playing a Blickish (see also; halfling) and the ladder was taller than me by more than double. I said it was collapsible! It stuck up over my head and my pack was lashed to it!

The ensuing chaos of people fighting for and against this information was highly entertaining.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

Nice. Never leave home without your tactical ladder:

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

This is exactly what I had in mind!!

I saved this pic. Thank you!

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

* You feel your sins crawling on your back.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

That’s alright, I have no conscience so I’m not weighed down.

[-] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 1 points 4 months ago

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.

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